MY LAWYERS, PSYCHIATRISTS, THOSE MANY VOICES IN MY HEAD, AND WIFE MADE ME ADD THIS. You can’t sue me, I’m legally insane and I may be an illegal alien. I have written that I believe in treating women as equals. Yes, that is true. But, we all have to admit they are different than us men, in many ways. Women are also smart. Women are strong. Women are hard workers. Women put up with a lot from us men. But women can also be sexy and wild. I joke about those obese ladies. I talk kinky about those luscious ladies with the nice boobs and cute bodies. There is no doubt about it, the female body has been cause for many deaths, wars, and crimes of all types. We men, and you women, use your bodies for advertising, personal gains, and pleasure. So don’t get your panties in a bind when I write stories just for fun. Life is too serious and we all need to forget about politically correct crap and sexual discrimination. Does calling you obese or diamaterily challenged really make you feel slimmer? If you’re a fat slob, male or female, you already know that. So, either get used to the name calling and stares, or loose some weight! We weren’t born fat and no one has big bones. If we can’t laugh at ourselves and each other we are doomed. Same about how you and I dress. Face it, if ya look like a clown, we're going to laugh. I try to write about men, women, and children of all ages, shapes, and sizes. I can’t help it if those out of shape, lazy, funny dressed people of Wal-Mart, as the latest emails show, are….well fat slobs!